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Front: remember when you were young and gay?
Inside: well, thank goodness you're still gay! happy birthday!
Inside: well, thank goodness you're still gay! happy birthday!


by Anne Taintor

Front: old enough to know better...too young to give a rat's ass
Inside: you're at that perfect age! happy birthday!
Inside: you're at that perfect age! happy birthday!


by Anne Taintor

Front: she was beginning to worry... did she look like a monkey? did she smell like one too?
Inside: happy birthday to you, you belong in a zoo
Inside: happy birthday to you, you belong in a zoo


by Anne Taintor

Front: the birthday candles wouldn't be the only ones getting lit in the kitchen
Inside: here's to you on your birthday!
Inside: here's to you on your birthday!


by Anne Taintor




